Chu Qi did not die.

He was just going to the toilet to wash his hands when he was abducted and taken onto a large spaceship.

"...Damn it, I haven't even finished shaking off the water off my bird's top!"

"Who are you?" Chu Qi looked at the man in a suit who was leaning on the sofa with his legs crossed, appearing serious but clearly not taking it seriously, and asked irritably.

Who is this? Could it be the reinforcement that that bastard Xu Can brought in? Damn it, he's cunning! We agreed to a one-on-one fight in the small forest of the school, but now he's brought in this reinforcement. This reinforcement seems quite impressive. Is that space shuttle for real?

"I am the Grand God of this world," said the man slowly, his voice inexplicably clear and pleasant.

"...Do you have chuunibyou?" Damn it, the main god, hahahaha, this is really hilarious.

The facial muscles of the main god twitched twice. Very well, you have successfully caught my attention. Watch me annihilate you, you bastard.

He snapped his fingers, and a light blue transparent electronic frame appeared in front of Chu Qi. Soon after, a bunch of words appeared, primarily introducing the grand and heroic appearance of the Main God, the Main God's sagacity and martial prowess, and the Main God's noble temperament.

In the end, only the last two lines briefly explained the operating rules of the world and the regulations that the executors must abide by.

Review in one sentence: Obey all commands from superior officers.

Anyway, Chuzhi didn't bother reading the narcissistic introduction that came before. He mainly focused on the last two lines and, with his quick-witted mind, immediately understood them.

"Are you... talking about transmigration?" I am a modern young man from the 21st century, I've seen it all.

The main god nodded.

Why did they choose me?" Chu Qi couldn't help but wonder. There were so many people on the street, yet they chose him, who was peeing in the restroom?

Because I don't like the way you look!

But the Main God did not say that, as it went against his aloof temperament. Instead, he reluctantly said, "Because you have the qualities of a male lead."

When Chu Qi heard someone praising him, his little tail was about to raise up to the sky. He shyly touched his nose and thought to himself, "I guess you have a bit of taste."

Main God: "Your mission is to transcend various worlds and seduce your archenemy."

Originally, I intended to send you to various worlds to show off your awesome and cool skills, but now I've changed my mind. I'll play you to death, you damn bastard.

Chu Qi: "How did my archenemy seduce me into bed?" I'd be beaten to death before even getting into bed, right?

Main God: "You figure it out." I'll be responsible for killing you.

Chu Qi: "The other party is all zeros, right?" I can reluctantly accept that... Ah, how embarrassing...

Main God: "1, of course, if you have the ability to control him, that's also fine." Originally, I was planning to grant you the seductive number 0.

Chu Qi: "...Damn it, I'm going home!"

Although I can accept new things, I absolutely cannot engage in the act of selling my body!

Main God: "Then I'll send you."

Chu Qi looked down and suddenly saw the floor beneath him turn into transparent glass. He found himself high up in the air, with a vast and boundless mother earth below him—those mountains, those waters, that land… He was so frightened that he almost wet his pants. He clumsily crawled up a large pillar and trembled as he spoke, "F*cking hell! Can't I decline this damn mission?!"

If this falls down, it will definitely be smashed like a tomato.

He weakly asked, "How many times do I have to be screwed?"

Main God: "108 times."

"One! Hundred! And! Eight! My ass is going to be penetrated!" But when he saw the glass floor slowly opening and the life-saving pillar he was holding onto start to shake, he got scared and said, "I'll catch it! I'll catch it!"

Damn it! How dare he threaten me!

I always feel like I've turned into a duck, getting screwed over by all sorts of people.

The Supreme God: Hehe, foolish humans.

When Chu Qi climbed down from the pole, his legs were still shaking a bit. Although he had climbed trees like a monkey and fell countless times when he was young, this was different! If he fell this time, all he would see were clothes.

"What are the benefits of my mission's success?" He saw that others were rewarded with coins and other items upon completing missions. Points could be exchanged for various gifts, and he could make a little money when he returned home. It wouldn't be in vain after putting in so much effort.

The main god said coldly, "No."

"No way!?" Chu Qi widened her eyes in disbelief. "So you've been treating me like free labor?"

"Not as free labor, I just want to play around with you like a monkey," the main god finally revealed his inner thoughts.

Every once in a while, he would find someone to come and do tasks for him because he was too bored and wanted someone to play with. But everyone else gets paid for doing tasks, except for Chu Qi. There's no particular reason, just because they want to toy with him.

"...Damn it, I won't do it!"

"Then, I'll walk you home."

Chu Qi took three quick steps and leapt onto his sofa, saying, "Let's talk things through calmly."

Forget it, just consider it as a free trip to tour the various countries. Chu Qi couldn't do anything about it, comforting herself in this way.

"Do I also need to be equipped with some kind of system or something? So when I have nothing to do, can it chat with me."

Main God: "No."

Chu Qi's belly was full of resentment. Everyone else has it, but you, damn it, do not! What the hell!

The main deity furrowed his brow, "You're insulting me?"

Chu Qi unleashed a distant attack, exclaiming in astonishment, "You, you, you, you can read minds?"

"Yes." How about it? Are you scared? Hehe!

Chu Qi felt a little helpless. It seemed that she would truly fall into his hands today. There was no escape, not even a chance to curse him in her heart. It would be better to honestly accept the task and perhaps, after the mission was completed, he might be happy enough to give her a bonus. Then they could part ways amicably.

"Fine, then how do I learn about the mission?"

The main god glanced at his wrist and he also lowered his head to stare at his own wrist. Then, a Banana Watch appeared, made up of a light blue glow. He reached out and touched it. Ah, it's physical, how awesome!

Main God said, "You can directly search for any questions you have. Anything that doesn't involve classified information can be found. If there are new prompts, there will be a vibration, but it's best if you don't do anything that goes against the mission."

Chu Qi was fiddling with her smartwatch when she looked up at him and asked, "Why?"

"You will be shocked."

"...Will I get electrocuted?"

"No, this is your only lucky charm."

Chu Qi finally understood. When you make a mistake, they'll torment you, but won't let you die quickly. It's really fucking... fine.

When he remembered that the Main God knew mind reading, he changed direction halfway through his rant and looked at the Main God with a smirk.

The Main God said, "Alright, enough talking. Let's go quickly."

As he was about to speak, "Za..." His words were cut off, and he suddenly found himself falling into a void. He could hear the wind whistling past his ears, and with his eyes shut, he resigned himself to his death.

Main God! You arrogant bastard!