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    18 Styles of Boys’ Love

    I Want to Eat Poop

    Story: 18 Styles of Boys’ Love Author:yuhuan words:8933 Update time:2023-07-02 02:36:33

    "You are the worst transmigrator I have ever brought over," said the main god, propping his legs up on the thigh of another, and looking at Chu Qi with a very indifferent expression.

    "M-meow meow meow?" Chu Qi's face was filled with disbelief as he ran up to him. "Are you sure you're not being sarcastic?"

    The main god did not give a direct answer, but instead listed a bunch of his flaws, "The character's OOC (out of character) behavior is too severe. Zhou Nian was never that type of personality to begin with; altering the plot without authorization. Zhou Nian's previous actions were directed towards his brother, not to gain his brother's attention; progress is too slow, others have already pursued three people while you only pursued one..."

    Chu Qi couldn't bear to listen any longer, ".... Come on, tell me who has successfully conquered three, so amazing? Whether or not I have OOC, whether or not I have changed the plot, in the end, I did complete the mission. You say my acting is bad? It seems like the other conquerors you found are all award-winning actors, huh?"

    Unhappy with his effort to play the role of a sleazy womanizer, time-traveling to send flowers but ending up getting stabbed instead, he received no rewards or salary, and ultimately, not a single word of praise. He was not pleased! Getting ready to make a scene!

    The main god pushed his glasses and remained silent. Well, let's talk about three strategies, all of which are deceiving Chu Qi. I just wanted to strike a blow at him when I saw his smug expression. But there's nothing I can do.

    "Am I not seductive enough in my acting?" Chu Qi, unwilling to give up, approached him and asked.

    The main god fell silent for a moment and reluctantly said, "…Quite naughty."

    Chu Qi rolled her eyes and said, "Fake."

    "What...what do you want me to say?"

    "...F*ck."

    MMP.

    Chu Qi was on the verge of going crazy. Is this main god a moron?

    "You're calling me mentally handicapped?" The main deity squinted his eyes at him.

    Oops, no good! He forgot that the main deity can read minds.

    The main god sneered, "Heh, you've got quite the audacity."

    Chu Qi, upon seeing his premeditated smirk, felt that something major was not right. The main god was probably going to trouble him, so he quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You are elegant, handsome, charming, loved by all, captivating as a blooming flower, and surpassing all others in every aspect. How could you possibly be intellectually disabled?"

    The Main God felt pleased by his praise, but this did not change his decision to handle Chu Qi. He coughed twice, picked up his iPad and flipped through it, contemplating where would be the best place to send this drama queen Chu Qi.

    Chu Qi was touring the interior decor of the spaceship, while thinking about Zhou Hao. The first time getting an anal explosion was truly painful, but being able to maintain a theatrical performance while in such pain is truly professional dedication.

    After getting off the bed, he had the system send him back, only thinking about completing his first task and quickly returning to report. He didn't even say a proper goodbye to Zhou Hao, nor did he know if Zhou Hao would be upset when he realized he had gone missing.

    I still quite like him. He's tall and handsome, very pleasing to the eye. He excels in his studies and work, but what deserves the greatest praise is his prowess in bed. That... he's well-endowed and skillful, almost nearly overwhelmed me to the point of losing half my life.

    Fortunately when I returned, my body was still my own body, not Zhou Nian's. Otherwise, I would have been in excruciating pain.

    "What are you muttering to yourself alone?"

    A cold voice came from behind, startling Chu Qi. He was a little annoyed and said, "Can't you stop prying into others' hearts at all times? Can't people have their own secrets anymore?"

    The main deity shrugged, "This is not something I can control."

    Chu Qi rolled her eyes.

    The main god said, "It's best if you don't hold any attachment towards the target of your strategy. After all, as you meet more people in the future, you won't be able to cherish the past."

    "I don't care if I miss it or not. It's none of your damn business. Can't I have my own thoughts?"

    The anger of the Main God is truly something. Chu Qi is definitely the most rebellious conqueror he has ever encountered. It's like she's trying to challenge the heavens! She must be properly punished!

    He maintained a cool and amiable smile as he looked at Chu Qi and said, "Are you ready to enter the next world?"

    "So fast? What world? Did they give any warning?"

    The main god continued to smile and said, "You will become a noble."

    "Nobility? What nobility? Royal nobility? Oh my goodness, this is unbelievable. They can do whatever they want and get away with it!"

    Perhaps they are vampire nobles? Oh my goodness, this is even more amazing! They can bite whoever they want to bite!

    Anyway, no matter what kind of noble family, being impressive is just the right way. He is looking forward to the upcoming new world, and he is already eagerly waiting for it.

    But carrying things in every world is really tiring, can there be a quick memory method?

    Before he could even ask, the main god responded, "The watch can directly transfer the memories of the previous owner into your mind."

    "Why didn't you say it earlier?"

    "I did it on purpose."

    "......"

    Chu Qi could hardly contain her anger. She felt like she could strangle him right then and there.

    "Come on, tell me, do you have a grudge against me? Why are you messing with me like this?"

    The main god shrugged and said, "Don't think too highly of yourself. I've told you that this watch can do anything. It's your own fault for not trying it. Don't blame me."

    Don't underestimate the things he invents, heh.

    "Alright, stop wasting time here and go do your mission. There are still 107 left to conquer."

    Chu Qi smiled and said, "With such a sharp tongue and a chuunibyou attitude, you must not have a boyfriend, right?"

    The Supreme God's brows furrowed instantly, his expression turning grim. Chu Qi felt a chill down below, as if the ground beneath her feet disappeared, causing her to fall off the airship.

    "F*ck!" He instinctively roared, "I haven't even brought a parachute yet!"

    Then he thought about it and realized that he couldn't die even if he fell. It would be pointless to use a parachute. But isn't it terrifying to be thrown off the spacecraft without a sound every time? It would give even the timid ones a heart attack.

    Why are you so angry just because I mentioned that he doesn't have a boyfriend?

    According to tradition, when he jumped off the spaceship, he shouted towards the sky, "Oh, my God! I messed up big time!"

    As soon as He Yuan stepped into the airship, he sneezed and thought to himself, "Did someone curse me?"

    The main god had just been snubbed by Zhu Qi, feeling extremely disgruntled. Seeing him approaching only made him angrier, so he sat down on the sofa and said, "If you have a cold, don't come near me. You might infect me too."

    He Ye smiled and lifted him onto his lap, pressing his forehead against his and said, "I'm going to infect you."

    The main god was so enraged that his face turned red. He pushed him away and said, "Let go of me!"

    "Where should I put it? On the bed?" he said as he stood up with the main deity in his arms, walking towards the screen.

    "He Yuan! You have no shame!" He completely lost his aloof image.

    He Yuan said, "Darling, you were not this disobedient in bed. I remember...you called me daddy."

    The main god felt smoke coming out of his head, anger reaching its maximum level, and fury flipping over the top of the spaceship. He shouted, "He Yuan! Get the hell out of here!"

    He Yuan chuckled lightly and said, "Let's roll together, roll on the bed."

    Don't be fooled by the main god's arrogant attitude in front of Chu Qi, always finding ways to bully him. But in front of He Yuan, he is completely powerless. This is probably what they mean by "there's always a bigger fish."

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    Chu Qi has always been pondering the function of the watch, so when she arrived in the new world, she didn't even observe the surroundings and just opened the watch. Then she said, "Voice assistant."

    Then, a microphone appeared on the watch, and an electronic voice said, "Hello, may I assist you with anything?"

    Oh my gosh! This is really amazing! I've just acquired a new skill. From now on, I'll have something to play with when I'm bored.

    He felt a sense of joy in his heart and decided to test this feature. After thinking for a moment, he said, "I want to eat shit."

    The wristwatch replied, "I'm currently searching for nearby restrooms for you."

    Chu Qi: ......