Chapter 3: Screw Your Little Perky Butt
Story: The Tsundere and the Vampire Author:Blossom Bonds Studio words:6917 Update time:2023-07-07 14:01:04
Continuing from the previous chapter.
The two walked into the "Firstborn Clothing Flagship Store," unsurprisingly drawing the attention of a group of girls and guys. Meng Yu Gui's internal monologue was as follows— "What are you looking at? Looking at girls is pointless! This guy is gay. Looking at guys is pointless too! He's interested in me, the young master! However, I am straight! Hahaha..."
Tang Muyan on the side looked at Meng Yuezhi's joyful expression and burst into laughter.
How can someone be so adorable?
"What kind of pants do you want to buy?"
Black pencil pants.
After Tang Muyan heard it, his eyes moved downward and glanced at Miao. When he saw the roundness wrapped in jeans, the corners of his mouth lifted.
Tsk tsk, so cocky!
"Hey! Where are you looking?"
"What do you think?"
Meng Yegui did not expect his opponent to have such thick skin, and couldn't help but mutter, "Pervert."
Tang Muyan lowered his head and whispered in Meng Yu's ear, "Baby, I'm only perverted towards you."
Meng glanced sideways at Gui, then quickly moved forward to pick out a pair of pants.
"Darling, what do you do for a living?"
"Opening a clothing store, it's an online store."
"Why are you still going out to buy clothes?"
"I sell women's clothing."
Tang Muyan let out a small "oh" and began helping him look for his pants.
"Darling, what shoe size do you wear?"
'L'
"Are you sure it's not the M code?"
"I'm 1 meter 80!" Meng Yu Gui shouted with unwavering confidence, completely concealing his exaggerated claim of two extra centimeters.
"But you're so thin."
Meng Yuezhi's face darkened as he took a pair of size L pants and went into the dressing room. After a while, Meng Yuezhi finished changing and when he came out, he discreetly tightened the slightly loose pants.
Tang Muyan said in a low voice, "Darling, your mid-waist pants have become loose and turned into low-waisted ones. They can't even support your cute little buttocks. Change into a different pair."
Meng Yuegui gave him a disdainful glance and wanted to continue holding out, but he had high demands for clothing and didn't want to deal with it. After a brief battle between heaven and man, Meng Yuegui compromised. What's the big deal, just change it. Thinking like this, he went back in again.
Tang Muyan waited for him to come out, appreciatively gazing at his slender legs in pencil pants and charming little perky buttocks. Then, while nobody was paying attention here, he went up and pinched the perky buttocks that haunted his dreams in a blind spot of the surveillance.
Meng Yuanguo reflexively cursed with a vulgar word, his ears turning red with anger. Honestly, if this were a joke made by someone else, it wouldn't be a big deal. But this guy, Tang Muyan, doing this kind of thing to himself, always felt somewhat unusually erotic.
"Darling, this is the one. Wait a moment, I picked another one for you," Tang Muyan said as he handed over a pair of leather pants, his smile exuding a unique charm."
"What the hell? I don't want it."
"Darling, you can't say no to me. You can only want it~"
Meng Yu returned home fearing that he might say something strange again, reluctantly went to change.
When Meng Yue returned and walked out again, Tang Muyan was stunned. Her enchanting peach blossom eyes captivated all who saw them, and her skin was fair. She wore a loose black long-sleeved shirt on top, which looked adorable due to its loose fit. Her slender legs were clad in leather pants, accentuating her perfect leg shape. All of this combined challenged Tang Muyan's nerves.
Meng Yuegui was the type of person who had an inexplicably charming appearance when dressed up. Her pair of peach blossom eyes were truly beautiful. Well, anyway, she was the type that Tang Muyan liked.
"Mmm, it looks good," Tang Muyan said as he caressed Meng Yuegui's face and licked his lips.
He thought that Meng Yuegui would immediately counterattack, but Meng Yuegui blushed instead.
"Uh, please control your expression." Meng Yuegui covered her face with her hand, not wanting Tang Muyan to see how flushed she was.
Tang Muyan didn't understand his meaning and raised an eyebrow at him.
"Don't lick your own lips." Meng Yu returned with a voice as soft as a whisper, feeling extremely embarrassed. Ah, Tang Muyan's seductive gesture was damn sexy, it even made him want to kiss him a little~"
"Darling, if I don't lick my own lips, should I lick yours?"
Mengyue gave him a fierce stare and huffily turned around to settle the bill.
"Sir, do you want both of these pants?"
"No, I want these skinny jeans."
"I bought these leather pants." Tang Muyan stopped the salesperson from putting the pants back and swiped his card at Meng Yu'er with a playful wink. Full of energy! Meng Yu'er responded with a sarcastic look.
After leaving the store, Meng Yu glanced at his phone and prepared to head back home. He then said to Tang Muyan, "I'm going home, goodbye."
"Darling, don't you want to watch a movie together?"
"What movie are two grown men watching when they have nothing better to do?"
"Darling, you're not a manly man, you are a little beauty."
"Get lost!"
"Alright, stop messing around. Darling, let me accompany you home."
"No need, really." Meng Yegui rolled his eyes, feeling somewhat helpless.
"Okay then, goodbye." Tang Muyan wore a look of grievance, momentarily creating a sense of guilt within Meng Yuigui as he felt like he had done something wrong to him.
"Baibai." Afraid that she would ask him to walk her back, Meng Yue left in a hurry.
Tang Muyan watched as Meng Yuegui's slightly flustered figure disappeared and the smile at the corner of his mouth grew wider...
Sitting bored in front of the television, Meng Yue absentmindedly tapped out the initial letters of "SpongeBob" with his fingers. He reclined lethargically on the sofa, with his mind replaying everything that had happened today over and over again.
"Frustrating!" Meng Yueguai yelled loudly, then absentmindedly picked up the leather pants, and then...
Meng Yu returned nodded satisfactorily as he looked at himself in the mirror, wearing a motorcycle leather jacket on his upper body and tight leather pants on his lower body.
Hmm, it really isn't ordinary...it's definitely non-mainstream!
"This just proves that that guy has bad taste. Hmm, it must not be because I don't look cool enough, can't pull it off." Meng Yugu muttered to himself in front of the mirror. Little did he know, someone was peeping at him and struggling not to burst into laughter, to the point of almost causing internal injury.
Meng Yuezhi frowned and took off her clothes in annoyance. She put on a white lace-trimmed nightgown and sat back on the sofa, continuing to watch SpongeBob SquarePants.
In the darkness, there came a faint and barely discernible "huh~" sound, a pair of red eyes flickered, and eventually disappeared...