Isn't this a sleazy man? Yeah, nearby people are all from the school, so even if they're ugly, they can't be that bad. However, this figure seems a bit familiar, but Jiang Chen didn't think much of it.

Suddenly, there was a vibration from a QQ message.

【清晨】: You haven't sent your photo yet.

Jiang Chen would never take a selfie...

But as the photos of this well-endowed and beautiful woman can easily be found online, would it be a little unsettling to claim that this person is oneself?

[There Is Grass By the River]: ...Her profile picture is me.

Along with a shy expression.

I don't care anymore. I was just messing with this "early morning." What do I have to be guilty about? If "early morning" can't even recognize this, then it's their own blind eyes and rotted brain cells, thanks to their stupidity.

【Fresh Morning】: The chest is too big.

I'm sorry, but you have not provided any text for me to translate. Could you please provide the Chinese novel paragraph that you would like me to translate?

Hehe, don't you like it? Jiang Chen thought to himself.

【By the River, There is Grass】: Yes, it's true. It's difficult to breathe every day.

Jiang Chen couldn't help but laugh when he received it. It's really perverted enough, perverse meeting lecherous, neither are good people.... Ugh! Why am I scolding myself?! I must remain aloof.

[Morning]: Then let me give you a massage.

His face flushed red, and Jiang Chen actually lowered his head to take a glance at his own chest. Fortunately, it was flat. He was a dignified man, how could he be shy? The person in the photo wasn't really him anyway.

[Jiang Bian You Xiao Cao]: Pretty Butterfly

【Early Morning】: ......

Ke Chen suddenly had a strong urge to know what Jiang Chen had experienced during the time he had been away.

He couldn't really associate the Jiang Chen in the hallway with this "Grass by the River" person, but he liked it.

What does it mean to send a string of ellipsis? Had "Qingchen" never watched an adult film and didn't know what these three characters meant? Truly an idiot. Jiang Chen sneered, got up and made a cup of black coffee.

This is definitely not for refreshment. He has a strange habit - he can't fall asleep without drinking coffee. Therefore, coffee has the same effect on him as sleeping pills.

Picking up the mobile phone, Xiaozhi took a light sip and sat on the sofa with crossed legs, opening the "Morning" space.

The paragraph translates to: "The owner has set permissions, and you can apply for access."

Jiang Chen was somewhat unhappy. They were about to confirm their relationship, yet the space still had restrictions on him? How wonderful.

Forget it, what does this confirmation of a relationship even mean? It's just a way to amuse each other.

[Morning]: An hour has passed.

[Jiang Bian You Xiao Cao]: ...Will you really treat me well?

It's just empty words. Jiang Chen is just putting on a show. The world has run out of good men, except for himself.

Over the years, I've probably received thousands of love letters, but not one has been accepted. They are all the same, saying, "Senior, you're so handsome." Jiang Chen is tired of hearing it. Can't there be something fresh, like highlighting your charm and personality?

Morning: I have long been captivated by your charm, so naturally, I will treat you well.

"... What the heck??!!"

This is impressive. Jiang Chen quickly searched the room, confirming that he was the only one there. Just now, it was only a thought in his mind. This should be just a coincidence...

Never before had a girl said such words to him, yet they were uttered by this scum of a man.

[Jiang Bian You Xiao Cao]: "What you said, no backing out allowed. Otherwise, I'll use my little fists and pound your chest."

【Early morning】: I don't mind being hammered on the bed.

[There's Grass by the Riverside]: Be gentle, I'm afraid of pain.

This sentence was the evil consequence planted by Jiang Chen for the future. Of course, he is currently basking in self-satisfaction, admiring his increasingly brilliant teasing techniques.