Emperor's Bad Taste (Chapter 4)
Story: Playing with people's hearts like soap Author:Velvet Verity Novels words:9039 Update time:2023-07-13 06:16:09
"Ah, such a handsome guest! Please come inside, please come inside~"
He cleverly evaded those demonic claws without leaving a trace, using his pipe to tap lightly on the chest of the madam.
The old madam thought he was just blushing and waved her handkerchief to call her daughters over, saying, "Sir, why are you feeling embarrassed? The more you experience, the more you grow accustomed. After a few more times, you'll be as familiar as a petite radish."
"I don't need anyone to accompany me, just order some dishes for me."
These few people all covered their mouths and laughed softly, "This gentleman seems to be lost. This is a brothel, not a restaurant."
He Tu took out a silver ingot from his sleeve and asked, "Are you interested?"
The old madam took it with a smiling face, "You two, come and drink with me."
After practicing that technique for so many days, I have finally returned to a normal person's physique. It turns out that being chubby is full of hidden potential.
"Big big big big big big big——"
The image of a lively crab flashed through his mind.
"What's wrong?" He Tu casually placed the tobacco pipe at his waist, looking very relaxed.
"Nothing." said the excited little river crab. This kind of law enforcement area, where they catch people engaged in illegal activities, is his favorite place to visit.
Yes, He Tu came over today to experience being a law enforcement officer.
Any amount of minced meat is not considered much to him now.
After stumbling upon the secret affair between the maid and the servant in the backyard, his anger reached a five-digit figure.
So Uncle He, in a good mood, not only didn't kill them, but also secretly gave them the money to elope.
Then he suddenly realized that even if the minced meat in the brothels was not of high quality, it was still more plentiful than in the cold palace.
Although it is not morally right to ruin someone's good fortune, it is now a desperate situation.
Well, indeed there is no reason to speak of.
When the dishes were all placed on the private room table, the two young girls seemed eager to approach. Without hesitation, He Tu reached into his pocket and threw a few silver ingots at them, saying, "Go out and make sure no one comes in."
"Do you think this rich guy has a bit of an issue with his taste?" The two of them walked along, joking and laughing.
"Definitely. I'll have Mom send a few maids in later. Maybe that man will be delighted."
After they left, Hetu stepped out of the private room and was immediately overwhelmed by the deafening music and dancing. His head was buzzing with the sound.
He Tu flipped over and entered another private room. He quietly lifted himself up and sat on the rafters. This way, he entered without being noticed by anyone.
The whole room exudes a feeling of debauchery, as if a group of spoiled playboys were reveling inside.
The best place to learn about the various ways to obtain Meat Value in "100 Ways to Obtain Meat Value" is the brothel.
A few people were drinking, and the enchanting woman in their arms was engaging in intimate conversation. Unexpectedly, a few lamps suddenly went out.
"Who is it..." The few of them were all drunk and in a fiery argument. They were enjoying their drinks and suddenly someone came to disturb them?"
"Darn it... We were having such a good time, but the atmosphere has been ruined by this interruption. I can't even get in the mood anymore, feeling deflated and losing all interest in it."
"Listen, what's that sound?" The windows outside, I don't know when they were opened, emitted a creaking and squeaking noise.
This eerie and creepy sound is enough to send shivers down anyone's spine, especially when accompanied by the chilling wind that blows away half the alcohol scent.
Suddenly, it lit up inside, and nobody knew who turned on the light. The candles were lit one by one in an orderly fashion. It wasn't red candles, but pure white ones.
A soft voice suddenly came from behind, "Just a few days ago, someone died here." It sent shivers down the spine.
Several girls screamed, their faces pale as they ran out. Everyone was scared to the point of almost wetting their pants.
"Wow, Da Da, that move of yours was truly extraordinary."
He lit a white candle, slowly blew a smoke ring, and looked at the accumulating six-digit value of meat mince in the shop. "Alright, let's go back home."
While He Tu was pondering how to proceed to the next step, there was a terrifying sense of crisis creeping up behind him.
It seemed like the feeling of a mantis trying to catch a cicada, unaware that there was a bird behind it. Ho Tu suddenly turned around, but there was nothing there.
Is it an illusion?
After practicing that set of cultivation techniques, He Tu's senses became several times more sensitive than before. As a result, he could clearly feel the sense of danger from any direction.
He Tu lightly sniffed his nose and caught a faint scent. Yes, it was the poison fragrance carried by that assassin.
He's lucky enough to still be alive. It seems that throwing him out to feed the dogs won't be the only punishment.
A greenish poisonous needle rapidly enlarged before my eyes.
"Danger! Danger! Danger!" River Crab Student was more anxious than the Emperor and his eunuch.
He Tu slightly tilted his neck and swiftly pulled out the needle, returning it in the same direction.
There was no doubt that she was no match for him. Moreover, if she were to be poisoned, there would be no way to explain it upon returning to the palace. She considered quickly escaping through the window and hiding among the crowd, weighing her options carefully.
However, things don't always go as planned. Who knows that outside the window may not be a flat ground, but a several-story high building?
After Comrade River Crab's heart-wrenching cry, he directly fell into a luxurious and comfortable horse-drawn carriage.
"Assassin! There's an assassin!" The terrified voice exploded in my ears.
He Tu really wanted to open his eyes and sew his mouth shut with a needle. Have you ever seen an assassin fall down directly like this?
"Your Majesty, this person's behavior is suspicious. I believe it is necessary to kill a chicken to warn the monkeys!"
"En, then let's do as you suggested, Your Excellency." The low and magnetic voice stirred one's heart and mind.
Several knives were directly brought close to He Tu's neck, as if they were about to draw blood in the next moment.
"Xiao Xie," He Tu lightly knocked on his shell, "Are there any options for resurrection or starting over?"
"...I-I-I-I-I-I-I think, it probably won't work."
"That... leaves only one choice."
"Whimper whimper whimper, what other choices do I have?" Little Crab was on the verge of tears.
"Do you believe that I can sell you off?"
Xiao Xia cried even more miserably. How could Da Da, his older brother, have the energy to joke around at a time like this?
"What are you still standing around for? Quickly clean up and stop hindering the way."
Heto swiftly picked up an item nearby and with a swift motion, deflected the sword aimed at him. He knocked down the person by shoving his left shoulder, while his right leg swept across.
With one hand firmly gripping the person who had just threatened to kill him, he furrowed his brows and said, "How sinister. I'll strangle you first before deciding what to do."
The eunuch was trembling like a sieve, making a concerted effort to avoid looking at the sharp blade near his neck.
"Aiyo yo..." before he could even do anything, he began to moan like this.
"Daring desperado! How dare you attempt an assassination in the presence of the Emperor?" Several guards shouted loudly, reproaching him. However, the thunder was loud but the rain was light, and the beautiful woman still dared to step forward.
"Did I assassinate anyone?" He Tu smiled faintly and said, "Did everyone clearly see that I had a weapon in my hand? It was obvious that you were the ones blocking my way first."
Very well.
He Tu glanced lightly at the person inside the curtain and saw that the red progress bar on top of their head had advanced by one notch. From a distance, it seemed like... more than just ten notches.
Although I don't know why, it surprisingly put me in a very good mood.
However, what should we do next, by the way, if we were to continue acting?
He Tu, on the other hand, didn't mind putting on a monumental and awe-inspiring performance with them, shedding tears that would move even gods and spirits.
"Your Majesty, I have come today with the intention to advise at the risk of my own life!"
They intercepted the imperial carriage, not hesitating to sacrifice their own lives. Truly admirable! The people on the sidelines couldn't help but tear up.
"What is it? Speak inside the account room, my lord," a deep voice came out, causing Hetu to start doubting his own ears.
"Darling? Heh." Heto chuckled, "I don't know when it became..."
"Just now, I hereby appoint you as the solitary censor."